Daft Christmas meme

[keziath]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, songmistress (-5000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I pulled over and changed heymicster's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I gave alanwrotethis a kidney (1000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4359 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, keziath

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Comments

[alanwrotethis.livejournal.com]

The kidney's appreciated, though I don't know what to do with it. As for the busload of nuns, if you can get me some tommyguns and a bouncy castle I might have a plan....

[keziath.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I used up all the tommyguns when I was being a heartless dictator...

Will get back to you on the bouncy castle, though.