2007-11-26

keziath: (Default)
2007-11-26 11:44 am

Daft Christmas meme

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] songmistress (-5000 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] heymicster's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I gave [livejournal.com profile] alanwrotethis a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4359 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
keziath

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