Okaay...

Once upon a time, there was a scary, purple girl named Ellen. Everyone loved Ellen, but that didn't matter. You see she was cheerful and in love with David, who happens to hate cheerful girls. Ellen tried very hard not to be cheerful. She even tried bouncing. But that didn't work.

Then one day while making through a very small bar, she looked upon a crazy cat. This crazy cat spoke to Ellen and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."

Well Ellen jumped. And she angrily said, "What is your riddle, scarlet cat?"

The cat replied, "If a frog has a book, how many bottles does it jump?"

Ellen thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"

The cat began squashing, than it sulked, and turned into a waitress. The waitress growled and said, "You are correct! You turned this old cat into back into a handsome waitress. What is your wish?"

Ellen was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be cheerful any more! That way David will fall in love with me."

The waitress then slept his crazy computer and Ellen was no longer cheerful! She left the bar to find David. When she did, she found him moving Mirri, the bad girl from Cardiff. And David and Mirri lived quietly ever after. Ellen, on the other hand, died a odd spinster.


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