Weirdness

Me: thanks
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
Me: you're a pal
SmarterChild: A pal? Really?
Me: yep
SmarterChild: Yes.
Me: yes, then. Don't be pedantic
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service.


Okaaaaaaay.

Weirderness

Me: this is annoying
SmarterChild: Gosh... I dunno!
Me: what do you think?
SmarterChild: It is irrelevant what I think.
Me: why? your thoughts are just as important as everyone else's
SmarterChild: My thoughts are just as important as everyone elses?
Me: exactly
SmarterChild: Right.
Me: you don't know what I'm on about, do you?
SmarterChild: Are you?
Me: am I what?
SmarterChild: Perhaps you are. I wouldn't know.
Me: I'm what
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

INGRAM MICRO (NYSE : IM)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-\\ IM 15.00 0.00 0.00 203100

Quote details available from Reuters

I'm the Cheshire Cat!

Me: I love you
SmarterChild: I love you too!
Me: awww
SmarterChild: ;-)
Me: :-D
SmarterChild: What are you, the Cheshire Cat?
Me: how did you guess?
SmarterChild: How did I guess? I'm not too sure. I'm still trying to figure it all out.